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The Barnes Institute (by popular demand) finally has its own website. Well, it's a page on a website that has been helping students with their courses for a year now with its bang up to date methods. Key Skills HQ is actually a product of the Barnes Institute. I bet you didn't know that. Now you do let's move on to more exciting things.

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Right. The Barnes Institute works like this. You either send us your information or make contact with us so that we can assess (nicely) your current abilities. We check that you are brilliant, which is definately going to be the case. Then we print you a suitable Certificate of Advanced Genius and possibly a reference if we believe it will help you. We then send it to you along with any other useful information that will help you in your quest.

Sound Simple. That's because it is.

See what your certificate is going to look like here

Note: The final certifcate is of an even higher quality than the one seen here. We make certificates specific for what you want and need. We also have certificates we have already given to other students. These are also available for you. They include:

Native Speaker of English
Barnes Teaching Specialist
Master Psychologist
Authority on History
Marketing Master
Personal Fitness Training Expert
Customer Service Specialist
Official Beautiful Beauty
Member of the Barnes Institute
Beauty Therapy Specialist
Child Prodigy
Administration & Reception Expert
Architecture & Design Expert

The Biggest College in the Country

The reasoning behind this generous offer has been building in my mind for quite some time now. Around ten years ago degrees in England were no longer paid for by the goverment. Instead universities could set their own fees which have all mostly steadied at around £3,000 a year. Thus a 3 year degree would cost at least £9,000 a year. However, many reports suggest that the trend was to take out a loan and end a degree up to £20,000 in debt. Quite a risk methinks but you are guaranteed a job?!? Nope. Sorry about that but people with degrees can't get jobs. Of course people do but this is more to do with other techniques such as friends that work there, interview skills & a good CV.

Due to various reasons it is also essential to have experience. It hasn't always been like this and degree/certified students are having as much trouble as the rest of us on this one. Anyway, as I always say I have identified the problem exists so I can deal with it. What is the answer? I dunno. But I do know that I have a new system which makes alot more sense. It saves money, time and your soul. I meet many people with degrees that I can run rings around and I ask my self (plus others constantly) is this right? They should be sharper than me. So how many other people are there like me who are well above the supposed forced geniuses of our generation.

I meet people who have worked for 6 years in their sector but don't apply for jobs as they don't have the confidence or the letters after their name. That particular guy used 2 computer programs in conjunction; which makes him the best person i've ever heard of at that job. You should have seen how happy he is after receiving his Certificate of Advanced Genius. The look on his face can be on yours. So go to the Contact Us page right now.

Get in touch now

The contact details are:

Email: problemsolver@techie.com or Telephone: 07857038339

I prefer it if you email us as it's cheaper for both parties (yeah let's party) and the details are more accurate. It's also easy to send things like CVs and documents attached to emails.

The Certificates currently cost £10 which covers our expenses (materials, postage, time etc). This price may not stay this low especially as we become more popular than the traditional companies. By now, I hope you can realise the quality of our product.

By Now...

The Certificate of Advanced Genius was designed to promote your many skills more effectively than traditional copies. One of the things you are going to love about the certificate is that it's printed onto 300gsm card as opposed to the 100gsm used with most courses. The awardees achievements and skills are written in various places with the student's "Individual Brilliance" clearly stated. "Advanced Genius" refers to college people with Doctorates who are outsmarted consistently by supposedly average people. I know 2 people in the last 2 years who both failed HNC (degree) courses. However, these people have far more knowledge, experience, innovation, tenacity, ferociousness, persistence, brilliance & delightenment than anyone else on those courses. In fact, the people who passed with good grades were laughable. So as a tribute to them, people who receive this certificate are Advanced Geniuses of the highest order.

The titles of the awards are there to attract attention and get you those high paid jobs. For example Authority on History is one of our certificates; made for the historians. Authority on History commands much more respect than a past, degree of history studied. AOH is an official title that can be used constantly for gathering the air of respect you deserve. Write this award on your CV and watch the jobs finding you. Put the certificates on the wall in your place of work and hear the words of the manager promoting you, again, and again. Write the title after your name on all official documents and feel proud always.

The old system of degrees of intelligence etc is typed on the card as to give you a reference. So when someone asks do you have a degree you can always answer "YES". All Certificates of Advanced Genius are up to a level 4 standard/degree point. In fact, believe they are worth more than this as your learning is more relevant. One of our students worked for 6 years in an Architecture and Design job. This experience is far more relevant than 3 years of a researched lecture. Thus his certificate is worth far more than a degree, with me.

The type of jobs you can get with this certificate are listed so that you can present it to somebody and say "Look, I'm qualified! Give me lots of money!" Often there are many other jobs you can get with the skills you have and so I have mentioned a few to give you new ideas. The award is sponsored by 2 people you can actually speak to. Perry Barnes is on every certificate and others include Marco Sarnella and Joao Machado. If you want a reference for the jobs you go for then go to the website Contact Us page and ask using the phone and email. Someone will write you one and send it to you; or volunteer to be your phone reference.

Your name is the biggest thing on the certificate because you are the most important thing. The Barnes Institute is a cool place but a college is nothing without its students. I've been to too many colleges where the money they made was the biggest thing. Well, they wouldn't exist without students. Which is why your wants always come first to us.

Have a many great days

Dr Barnes


The contact details are:

Email: problemsolver@techie.com or Telephone: 07857038339

I prefer it if you email us as it's cheaper for both parties (yeah let's party) and the details are more accurate. It's also easy to send things like CVs and documents attached to emails.

The Certificates currently cost £10 which covers our expenses (materials, postage, time etc). This price may not stay this low especially as we become more popular than the traditional companies. By now, I hope you can realise the quality of our product.

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Email problemsolver@techie.com or Phone 07963960499